Very On Topic Post!

I am very tired of politics and chemical weapons and terrorism. I feel like there is going to be  negative consequences in every action we take against Syria's dicktator (No, I did not spell that wrong) and even more when congress shuts the government down just because the republicans hate Obama. The whole situation is going to end with people out of jobs, a Republican dictated country with  FOX news leading the charge. Bad news for everyone. Which is why I am going to talk about video games and comic books and everything fun this blog post.

Forever Evil. The first universe-wide event in the New 52. For months DC was slapping that slogan on all the comics, magazines and websites. Months. I, of course thought it was going to be some big thing to introduce villains that haven't made it out of the New 52 limbo yet. And I almost had a heart attack seeing just how right I really was. One thursday morning, I was checking DC comic's webpage for updates in the Trinity War, and BAM. Crime Syndicate. Right there, the best team of super villains DC has seen. I was so happy, shocked and ready to drop dead from a heart attack, so excited to share with everyone I knew that the New 52 got something right! And it was than that I thought to myself; um, Xavi, does anyone know just what the Crime Syndicate really is? So, it was right at that moment I am came up with the brilliant idea to make a link to a Wikipedia post explaining everything to know about the Crime Syndicate! I'm so creative. Voila, link!

Two, Batman Arkham Origins! But Xavi, didn't you already praise that totally legit praise worthy game yesterday? Yes, I did, but I did not get to share the story of the fabulous praise worthy game I praised yesterday. So if you saw the trailer on yesterdays post, you have a slim idea of what it is about. If you have not, go watch. Now. Seriously, I will not continue until you have seen it. Have you? Good. So, from the trailer you saw Black Mask, Batman, Deathstroke and Deadshot. You may have picked up that Deathstroke and Deadshot are assassins hired by Black Mask to kill Batman on Christmas. What the trailer did not depict is that there are also six other assassins after Batman, along with the Joker, Penguin and possibly other villains. The game begins roughly after the events on the docks showcased on the trailer you saw. And, Adam West! Yes, you read it correctly.






Signing off. ; )
                 

My Favorite Christmas Song

I have known this song since I was four, thanks to my kindergarten teacher, Jim Sommerfeldt.  And I own this episode, from Batman: the Animated Series.  I wanted to share it with you because it is my favorite Christmas song ever. 




But seriously, folks, Merry Christmas!

Batman and the Flash

There are two villains and two heroes to this picture.  The heroes are Batman and Flash and the villains are Captain Cold and Weather Wizard.  The robot is the Cold-Drone.  I completely made that but thought it would be cool.  (Pun unintended.)   I made this for Tommy on the Bat Blog for making that post about my birthday.  Thanks, Tommy!  I really liked that post and now I'm on the national internet!

This was inspired by Requiem for the Scarlet Speedster, A brave and the Bold episode about the three Flashes.  Jay Garrick, the first Flash, the second Flash, Barry Allen, and Kid Flash (who later becomes the third Flash) Wally West.  The story is about how Professor Zoom trapped the Flash (Barry Allen) so that everyone thinks he's dead.  I think they made this episode because Barry Allen did die in the comic book but he came back.

BATMAN: BRAVE AND THE BOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yesterday I got a Batman brave and the bold set called "Stretch Attack Battle Pack!" with Batman (of course) and Plastic man VS. Rubberneck! *see these characters in the Bouncy Boundaries of Evil! Remember my story about them?

I found out about it Thursday on my dad's computer while looking for a Gentleman Ghost. I got ecstatic but it was $20.59. "Dang it, I don't have enough." To see how close I was, I counted my money and luckily had $20, literally counting every penny. (Later I found out I had $19.65.)

Dad said I could earn tax and the trip to the store by vacuuming the car. So on Saturday I finally went to the store, but it was $22.00 plus tax. (And my dad made me figure out the tax.) I was really upset. I started sweating and I ran to my dad. I was scared that I wouldn't be able to buy it. Aaaagh!

Dad asked me if I worked enough to earn the rest. I said yes, because I not only did my mom's car but I did my dad's car. And his car hadn't been cleaned since 1926. At the end, I finally got it.

I'm playing with it up till now. It comes with "Terror on Dinosaur Island" ( Brave and the Bold episode #2), so all of that was worth it even though it was one toy. The plastic man in that set is soooooooooooooo strecthy, the Rubberneck looks like he came out of the T.V set, and the Batman had a bat bazooka!!!!!!!!! I highly recommend it, up to the moon.

Brave and Bold Art

Batman: Brave and the Bold - Intro

The Graphic Novella version of Xavi's Plastic Man story:

Xavier approved the release of these pictures.

As always, click for full size. Merry Christmas, Blog Readers!

Plastic Man and Batman

Well my sister is taking control of the Golden Christmas Card so I am partially scared, but I shouldn't 'cause I know she's responsible enough to do it. Different subject,

I have recently seen "the Long Arm of the Law" Batman Brave and the Bold episode which is very funny and dramatic with the stunning action of Batman and Plastic man fighting Kite man and Rubberneck, guest staring Woozy Winks Plas's loyal partner.

Here's the story it inspired.

The Bouncy Boundaries of Evil
by Xavier Golden

"AHHHH!"
"Help!"
People yelled. They were scared. Because a 7 ft dude just broke down the door to the bank.
"GIVE ME YAH MONEY!" he yelled. The banker was terrified, but he did what the robber told him.
CRASH! went the window as the Batman jumped in. Just as the Caped Crusader came in, the robber made for the exit. But before he escaped, Batman nailed him with a batarang.
"Stop right there, villain," yelled the dark knight.
Then something weird happened, the batarang bounced off him and back at Batman. Then Batman knew who he was. "Halt, Rubberneck." Rubberneck charged at him, Batman ducked, but Rubberneck bounced off the wall and escaped.

Ding dong! went the doorbell to Plastic Man's house. "I'll get it," said Woozy Winks, Plastic Man's dumb but loyal sidekick. But when Woozy opened the door he was in for a big surprise. "B-b-batm-m-man," he said in shock. "Plas! It's for you," Woozy said.
"So, let me get this straight," said Plastic Man's wife Ramona. "You want my husband to help you fight someone who almost killed him."
"Yes," said Batman.
"Well, you came at the wrong time, he's doing some shopping at the grocery store, buying dinner," said Ramona.
"WAHHHHHH," cried a baby.
"See, you woke up Plas Baby."
"Honey, I'm home," yelled Plastic Man. "Batman!" said the astonished Plastic Man. "What are you doing here?"

"This is the place," said Plastic Man, "let's do this." CRASH!
"Huh?" said Rubberneck. POW! "Uhhhhhhh," groaned Rubberneck.
"That was easy -- too easy," said Plastic Man.
"No," said Batman, "he's out cold."

(dad-typed; editing limited to spell check)

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, me and my church have done a bake-sale and made cards to buy a cow for a poor family across the world. And we were able to get the cow, and a chicken plus, a goat. I am so glad for me my church, and my family. Well, I think I have told all I know so I shall move to a new subject.

I have found a new computer site that is awesome it has Bat man games and alot of other stuff.


This is a new prayer:

Lord, make me an instrument of Your peace,
Where there is hatred, let me sow love.
Where there is doubt, faith,
Where there is despair, hope,
Where there is darkness, light
and where there is sadness, joy
O Divine Master, grant that I may
not so much seek to be consoled,
as to console;
To be understood, as to understand;
To be loved, as to love,
For it is in giving that we
receive -
It is in pardoning that we are pardoned;
And it is in dying that we are born to eternal life.
Amen.

BAT-MATH!!!!!!

Batman and Sons, a funny webcomic.

Q: Batman has 15 Batarangs in a fight after he threw 43. How many batarangs did he orignally have?

A: 58 Batarangs.

Q: Green arrow can fire 17 arrows in a minute. How many arrows can he fire in 5 minutes?

A: .

Q: Red tornado can go 50 miles per hour. How many miles can he go in 14 hours?

A:

please answer questions 2-3 on the comment box (show your work ) good day.

Batman FRAMED

Owl-man: The Batman from earth 3. He is an exact copy of Batman's emotions, but twisted. Not like Bizzaro, just evil.

Batman: the dark night detective, with about half of the patience of a regular Crime-fighter and beats up villians like Joker, Two face, Cat-woman and others.

in this picture I drew something where Owl-man tried to framed Batman by shooting Robin, but he shot Robin with a fake bullet. On the left side, its Batman and behind him is the stuff that happened like a scene of Owl-man catching Wayne manor on fire, Owl-man shooting Robin, and Alfred suprised at the sight. On the right is the stuff Owl-man did. Like him loading his gun and putting on the Batman costume.

Circle of Life

Hope Xavi doesn't mind me using his blog for a post. I'm trying to learn iMovie 09 and was using a comic to play with. Seemed like it belonged here.
-John/Dad

PS> Despite this one being kid appropriate, it's really not a comic for kids, so no link for you.

Stupendous!

My newest picture on the blog is my Batman and Stupendous Man picture. And that it has Stupendous Man who is Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes. It is Calvin trying to be a super hero. While Calvin is fighting the monsters under his bed, Batman is fighting the Joker and his evil Joker toys.

To the Brave and the Bold people, they should make an episode about this.

Remember, keep checking the Bat Blog for the good stuff he puts up. Like the contest for the Robin picture from the old 1960's TV show.

That's all. Bye!

Hero and Sidekick

this is bat man and robin fighting joker and his gang and riddler and his gang defeated and tied up and it has a 1960's affect to now on the other side its green arrow and speedy fighting clock king now why i drew them on the same side is that they are very simular i mean green arrow and speedy our bat man and robin the side kicks dont have much in common see?